Kat: The Imaginary Lover/Half-Sister Of Jonathon Sharkey

For quite sometime, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey claimed to have had a half-sister named Kathleen Sharkey, a.k.a. Kat.

Kat Sharkey?

Take a good close look at Kat's picture on the left. She's pretty hot, right? Sharkey thought so too as he boasted about being in a romantic relationship with her on an entry at his 2008 presidential blog.

The incestuous vampire claimed he didn't know that she was his sibling until way after their first sexual encounter, but that didn't stop him from going back for more of that sweet sisterly love. Nope, Jonathon and Kat were living the Lannister lifestyle before Game of Thrones was cool!


According to Jonathon:

"Did I have sex with Kat? I did, and loved every heated moment of passion. Granted, we had sex the first time in the second weekend of August in 1988, and I didn’t know she was my half-sister (I found out in 1996). But, after 1996 I not only seduced her, but enjoyed every passionate moment of it."

Jonathon arrogantly proclaimed that when he became president in 2008, his spunky sister Kat would rule side by side with him -- sword to sword. Jonathon playfully called her his "Attack Kat". She sent out multiple letters over the years, threatening anyone who dared challenge her vampire lover/brother. Kat threatened Jonathon's ex-girlfriends, court officials, attorneys, etc. Jonathon even claimed that his half-sister had done multiple interviews and that she even defended him in court. No one can seem to find any evidence of it, but facts be damned! If the Impaler declared it then it must be so! She even went as far as to e-mail friends and family of Jonathon, claiming her brother had died during surgery.

There's just one small problem regarding Jonathon's vivacious half-sister -- she doesn't exist. The lady in Kat's MySpace profile picture isn't Kat, it's a fashion model named Luciana Curtis and her photos were littered all over her social picture page before Jonathon deactivated it years ago. It makes perfect sense on so many levels. She's way out of his league and there isn't one single photo of them together anywhere online or in physical print.

Paul Bibeau, the author of Sundays with Vlad, wrote a chapter in his book about Jonathon's alter ego. He questioned the legitimacy of her existence as does anyone who's familiar with Jonathon's story. In retaliation, his alter ego sent out an angry letter to a Yahoo group in response to Mr. Bibeau's book.

Here's what the letter said:

Salutations Everyone,

I am writing to all the Vampire groups I know to inform you about a book that is about to be published, that mocks the Vampire Community and certain people.

The book is called; "Sundays With Vlad." See: http://www.randomho use.com/catalog/ display.pperl? isbn=97803073527 81 

It was written by Paul Bibeau. His phone number is *number removed*. He lives in Washington, VA 

In the book he mocks and makes fun of; Bella Donna Drakul (granted, I am not happy with Bella, but she is still a sister of the blood. So he has attacked a family member.), Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey and to the best of my knowledge Father Sebastian as well. I am sure the book will not be favorable to our kind. 

Paul was assisted in writing this book by W. Tray White, the Executive Producer of Impaler, the movie documentary about Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey. Tray is presently under Federal investigation for threats he has made to Jonathon.

As a community we need to address this matter, and do whatever we can to stop Paul and those associated with him, who have no respect for our kind. They need to be stopped. 

This is a perfect example why I do NOT do interviews about being a Vampire or Witch. The media wants to mock us, and usually does. The only good interviewer I've seen was the reporter from 20/20 two years ago. Unfortunately, 20/20 cut the vampire subculture from the story. 

What is your personal beliefs on this? I hope you will pass this on to any vampire groups you belong to. 

Ciao,

Kathleen B. Sharkey

Despite being caught with his hand in the cookie jar, Jonathon still insists that she's real. The real question is, why make up such an unappealing lie? Who envies a man for having sex with his half-sister? We can speculate the reason endlessly, but only one person knows why he lied about Kat and that person is Jonathon "The Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Sharkey.

Jonathon would move on to make create another fake love interest. Her name is Rachel and she lives in Russia, raising his twins. That story can be found by clicking here


Sources:

Kat Sharkey's MySpace page

The Fashion Post: Luciana Curtis - Post #41 is the same as Kat's MySpace profile picture

Models.Com -- Luciana Curtis

The Impaler's blog entry about Kat

Sundays with Vlad -- Chapter 7: Hunting Sharkey

Kat attacks Paul Bibeau -- Yahoo Groups