Friday, May 16, 2014

The Ukrainian Connection: The Vampire, The Model, and Me

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is at it again! This time, taking another girl and making her fit into his delusional fantasies.

Sharkey has a thing for lying about stuff, especially when it comes to the opposite sex. As previously reported, we exposed his lies about past and present lovers. He used the photos of Luciana Curtis, Svetlana Belochkina, and Masha of Ivano Frankovsk to boast about his eccentric love life and how women find him simply irresistible.

On Sharkey's facebook page, he has made a statement that another girl is interested in him. He claimed that a 20-year old from VK, a Russian version of Facebook, messaged him, wanting to know more about him. Just look below and see for yourself.



Isn't she a beauty? Man, that Impaler guy gets all the hot babes. We should all be envious of the attention he gets because how can we mere mortals compete with his machismo? We'd be lucky if he gave us any leftovers. Yeah, turns out she's another chick from UA Dreams -- not VK! Her name is Karina and she lives in the Ukraine. She likes cooking, doing yoga, and walking her dog, but we don't think getting to know Sharkey is on that list. This is the second girl he's used to make a false story with Masha being the first.




Looks like the middle-aged vampire has been caught in another fib by Impaler Eposed! It's about time that Sharkey realizes that he isn't going to get away with any more false claims. We will always point them out no matter how long it takes.

Perhaps some of you are wondering why this matters. So what if he makes up a fake lover, right? Is it really that big of a deal? It actually is a big deal because he has used these alias to manipulate girls like Kasina Wheeler and threaten court officials like Indiana judge Dave Certo. We have to uncover every alter ego he creates so that people understand his methods or tactics.

Sharkey should realize that it isn't just me watching him. There's quite a few of us and we are always watching his next move. So listen to the old man below, Sharkey. He has a bit of sage advice for you and you'd be wise to take it.



UPDATE:

It looks like Sharkey didn't listen to the old man because he's getting desperate now. He has read this article and is now backtracking. He is now making claims that the girl he talked to was a victim of the UA Dreams dating site. Really? Well that would explain why Rachel was on there as well. It's all making sense now! All these Russian and Ukrainian girls just so happened to take professional photos and now they are a part of a...GASP...CONSPIRACY! Yeah, I'm not buying it either. That argument would be interesting if he could back that assertion up with say...oh I dunno...FACTS!

Here's Sharkey's latest whooper:

Spies? More like the Hounds of Justice!



Sources:

Jonathon Tepes Sharkey's Facebook

Karina's UA Dreams Profile

Rakhil: The Shape-Shifting Russian Bride

Kat: The Imaginary Lover/Half-Sister Of Jonathon Sharkey

8 comments:

  1. Oh. My. God.

    If he's gonna fish for photos to use as women who want him, why go back to the same site he was caught doing it in in the first place?

    That last photo. LOL!

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  2. Nobody ever said the man was a genius. But he certainly is persistent!

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  3. It is said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. While it is entertaining to see the impaler make a fool of himself I would much rather he learn his lesson.

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  4. And being that he is the "Fugliest Vampire" I have EVER seen I find it IMPOSSILBE for these beautiful woman to want ANYTHING to do with him except to laugh at his absurd delusions and insanity!

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  5. It would be nice to see him learn his lession and simply move on and stop making life hell for others. Threatening people, trying to date minors, and making up fake girlfriends is not the way to go. He wants to take his bad deeds and point at other bad deeds as if that justifies his own issues. It doesn't! No matter what someone else is doing, his issues still stand up to scrutiny. His logic is like that of a child no older than 13-years of age. Time to grow up!

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  6. All this mystery and Ukrainian intrigue would be an interesting movie. Or so I thought. Seeing it play out in real life is just... quite sad. - A.

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  7. He made up another one? SMFH!

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  8. He's bragged about a few different young women messaging him on Facebook, wanting to get with him. I'm sure at the end of each message was a spam link to a knock-off Cialis website.

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