Monday, June 30, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Protection Order GRANTED!

Today, Judge Kelly Joe McKibben granted Melissa and her daughter a protection order against Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey. According to the protection order, Jonathon is not to have any contact with them, including via third party. This includes physical distances, e-mail, snail mail, fax, etc. No contact simply means NO CONTACT! Jonathon is also to surrender any firearms to the Brevard County Sheriff's department immediately!

Despite requesting multiple continuances, Jonathon failed to show up for the court hearing. Based on evidence provided to the court, Judge McKibben ruled in favor of the petitioners, Melissa and her daughter.

This is a great day for justice!

In the next few days, the Brevard County Court of Clarks should have the verdict submitted via its website.


Source: https://vweb1.brevardclerk.us/facts/d_caseno.cfm?CFID=2214016&CFTOKEN=27134783
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7 comments:

  1. RoseannJune 30, 2014 at 8:59 AM

    Awesome! Hope he rots in there!

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  2. UnknownJune 30, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    Finally... Justice is served!!!

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  3. Staken: Just One of My Particular SkillsJune 30, 2014 at 10:30 AM

    He couldn't even show up? Yeah, THAT'S not a huge admission of guilt. I guess all his stupid hexes and prayers to his goddess Hackeysack amounted to nothing, as usual. Dude needs to find a dark spot in an alley to crawl into and stay until the world is mercifully liberated from his pointless existence.

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  4. AnonymousJune 30, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    YES! Take that, you disgusting vampire hog man! He's so greasy and fat! I'm glad the judge ruled in favor of Melissa and not him. He makes me want to vomit!

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  5. ErinJune 30, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    I'm glad something was finally done. A protection order is better than nothing. Disgusting vampire hog man! *giggles*

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  6. AnonymousJune 30, 2014 at 11:58 AM

    After all his bluster to not even show up is the ultimate testiment to his character. This is hopefully the first step towards the legal system finally putting this lunatic where he belongs, behind bars, for life.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 3, 2014 at 12:36 AM

    While he hasn't landed behind bars (yet), this is definitely a step in the right direction. Eventually he's gonna hit the tripwire that does him in. Stay the hell away from little girls, delusional old man!

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